Not really...but I am going to write an open letter here on my little bloggy. Yes, I could do the respectable thing and keep this matter just between the addressee and myself, but where would the fun be in that. So, here it is. Feel free to enjoy the little feud :)
Dear Elliptical Trainer,
I am not sure how you have fooled the masses. For years now, I have heard about how wonderful you are. People rave about the low impact workout they receive from you. Let me tell you something: You are nothing but a cuter version of that evil stair climber machine sitting next to you! You killed me this morning. I am not impressed.
P.S. Why must you mock my lack of coordination?!
P.S.S. Thanks for the killer butt :) I don't hate you as much as I pretend.
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