Cleaning-Shmeaning

Well, my father-in-law is coming to visit this weekend. He'll be here in a few hours and of course my house is a disaster. So I am diligently cleaning it, right?! Wrong! The internet has distracted me yet again. I swear, internet, we are no longer friends! Here's what I've done instead of cleaning...



Yeah, so I guess I really will go attempt to clean the house now. Please don't hold your breath for it to really happen because you'll turn blue and blue is really not a flattering skin color for anyone who isn't a smurf...Which reminds me...If a smurf holds his breath for an extended period of time, what color does he turn?